scoring crack for steve diggle (of the buzzcocks for the retards)

the first time i saw the buzzcocks was in 1978
at the music hall in toronto
the bill was gang of four/the viletones and the buzzcocks
awesome show
all 3 bands rocked out
it was the second buzzcocks line-up
after howard devoto quit
and formed magazine
later on-i met peter shelly
when i was working for nash the slash
we opened for peter shelly
in montreal
the second original buzzcocks bass player
played bass-steve garvey
on his solo tour
for his homosapiens album
yes-homosapiens
connect the dots
what with buzzcocks titles like- hollow inside
if you still dont get it
youre a retard
heres clue one
hes gay
the second time i saw the buzzcocks was at the town pump
peter shelly put me on the guest list
the third time i saw the buzzcocks was at sugar-in victoria
since i knew peter shelly
i went down early to
weasel a guest list add on
i showed early-
finally the tour bus showed up
and as soon as steve diggle stepped off the bus
the first words out of his mouth were-
wheres the fucking crack
i spoke up-
of course
i said-
i can get some
and he came with me
up to government st where all the coke dealers are
i scored him 50 bucks worth of coke
to cook
coke to cook
to crack
the show was awesome
even though
it wasnt really the buzzcocks
only two buzzcocks
with two other guys
but it was still a great show
loud as fuck
couldnt hear for the next day
and thats my story of scoring crack for
steve diggle
of the buzzcocks

fuck i love spilling the beans