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guncams

i was just watching the discovery channel
and they had a segment on the 'guncam'
the gun cam is a little attachment-wireless signal to remote pc
its a pig device
what it does is-like a cam in the copcar
its a cam on the gun
like a laser site
but its under the barrel
the point is-so the cops say
is so that all firearms shootings are recorded
it starts recording as soon as the piece is pulled
ie-the shooting is on the harddrive after the draw
they say its to 'improve' police training
right
like thats going to happen
its a cover your ass thing really
as in cover your ass stupid-youre being recorded
if you want to waste some skell-
dont pull your service piece
thats what the throw away in the ankle holsters for-
right ???
so-keep it holstered
pull the throw away
shoot douchebag
toss piece-
no record
clean up crime scene
bounce
hit the bar for drinks
do your rounds and pick up protection money
and bribes
eat a free meal
pull your service piece
the one with the guncam
put in mouth
pull

serial killer

i am zodiac
i am a serial killer
i help the cops with the serial killers they cant catch
i AM the serial killer the cops cant catch
catch as catch cant
dont let me find you
in your car
or out alone
if i do-
theres no going home
ive got the cops eating
out of my hands
a hood
a .45
some cryptic notes
you wont catch me
dead or alive
my evidence
hidden in a radio
coppers still
got a ways to go
my spree stopped
because i was in jail
but the cops
wouldnt think about that
youll never find me motherfuckers
i win

gods little acre

in gods country (u2)
gods little acre
the second sitting for the last supper
yes i stole it from 10 cc
so what
fuck god
fuck you
fuck everyone
gods little acre sucks
id rather die
i will
in good time
wait for it
not too long though
dont hold your fucking breath
when i die
i want to go to hell
if theres such a place
other than where i am
at least hell has candy
and central heating
but still-fuck you
gods little acre
is turning brown
a little glue
and feeling down
whats god ever offered me ???
other than an eternal life in heaven
when i spend a life in hell
fuck this shit
gods little acre
smells like shit

the barenaked douchebags

i just saw this episode on the discovery
channel
about the barenaked ladies
about how theyre making their tours
green-
or is that greedy
lets extropolate-
connect the dots-
ok
so now-in the d.r.-
thats dressing room-whatever-where ever the fuck
it is they fill their doucheholes with catering
they use silverware
and dishes
and no plastic plates/forks
and they compost-
fuck
why not just finish all the food
you put on your plate
and get off the cain bro
you might eat more then
then they hop on the bus
that idles
ALL fucking day
ask anyone thats done a bus tour
they never turn them off
10% bio diesel-so fucking what
what about the other 90%
and-biodiesel or not
if it burns
its giving off
toxic fumes of some sort or shit
they try and blow smoke up my ass with this bullshit
a green tour would be -rent
a warehouse space and film
your gig
-and send it out-
online
fuck them
my ideas better
no fuel
you pay to see the broadcast-
and yes-for those who want to see a live gig
everytour
would be filmed in a different
city-
with live audience
beats the old way-
makes each gig a primo gig to see live
and no fucking gas is used
mini bar bills to pay
biodiesel
horseshit
moneygrab
well-itll still be a moneygrab
just a different type of sleazy cashsnatch
etc
cool
now heres the cash grab
they have this deal with some hippy eco system of something
i was drunk
gimme a break
that -say-they played for 2 hours
whatever the power usage or carbon usage
they would pay this energy-green team
the said amount-
they dont pay-
their fans do
they have like-
hari krishna type
give you a watchtower magazine type
a jehovahs witness type
person to go and hit up
the fans for cash to pay this
at the shows
soo...
lets just say-
preying on hippies bleeding liberal heartstrings-
lets just say-the cost is a 1000 bucks in said cost-
say they take in 5600 dollars in
dumbnations
who keeps the extra
sweet deal for the
band
for their agent
for their manager
for their image
for their bank accounts
for their retirement fund
why arent these guys dead yet ???

besides the fact they suck damp bag

scoring crack for steve diggle (of the buzzcocks for the retards)

the first time i saw the buzzcocks was in 1978
at the music hall in toronto
the bill was gang of four/the viletones and the buzzcocks
awesome show
all 3 bands rocked out
it was the second buzzcocks line-up
after howard devoto quit
and formed magazine
later on-i met peter shelly
when i was working for nash the slash
we opened for peter shelly
in montreal
the second original buzzcocks bass player
played bass-steve garvey
on his solo tour
for his homosapiens album
yes-homosapiens
connect the dots
what with buzzcocks titles like- hollow inside
if you still dont get it
youre a retard
heres clue one
hes gay
the second time i saw the buzzcocks was at the town pump
peter shelly put me on the guest list
the third time i saw the buzzcocks was at sugar-in victoria
since i knew peter shelly
i went down early to
weasel a guest list add on
i showed early-
finally the tour bus showed up
and as soon as steve diggle stepped off the bus
the first words out of his mouth were-
wheres the fucking crack
i spoke up-
of course
i said-
i can get some
and he came with me
up to government st where all the coke dealers are
i scored him 50 bucks worth of coke
to cook
coke to cook
to crack
the show was awesome
even though
it wasnt really the buzzcocks
only two buzzcocks
with two other guys
but it was still a great show
loud as fuck
couldnt hear for the next day
and thats my story of scoring crack for
steve diggle
of the buzzcocks

fuck i love spilling the beans