Tuesday, December 8, 2009

email from illiterate nigerian retard

Street: Dear friend i am Mrs Angela Mayer and i have been surfering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that i have just two days to leave.I am from (limerick) Ireland but base in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago as a business woman dealing with gold exportation.Now that i am about to end the race like this,without any family members and no child.I have 3 Million US DOLLARS in Africa Development Bank(ADB)Burkina Faso which i instructed the bank to give St Andrews Missionary Home in Burkina Faso.But my mind is not at rest because i am writting this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed.I also have 4.5Million US Dollars at Ecobank here in Burkina Faso and i instructed the bank to transfer the money to the first foreigner that will apply to the bank after i have gone that they should release the fund to him/her,but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the offernage home in your country for my heart to rest.You are to contact the bank through this email adress ecobank_bf@voila.fr

my reply-
oh-you poor thing-oh how you suffer-me too-because of all this nigerian scumbag scam artist tardmail-please-just die-fuck off and if i meet you face to face-ill gladly snap your neck-please-send me all your personal info-birthdate/address/bank account number and pin code/phone number/and any other pertinent info-mail to-im a retard and a sucker-then ill empty my bank account and send you my life savings-oh-and learn to use spell check-do they have that in -nigeria ???

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